This Candle Turns Apple Pie Into Old Farts, And We Need To Smell It

Once you reach a certain age, candles become one of the best gifts you can ever receive. They’re truly top-tier gifts. Who doesn’t love lighting a candle after cleaning, before taking a bubble bath, or reading? Gift me a candle, and I’ll love you forever.

Candles make me feel like I have my life together. Although, I can tell that not everyone understands the candle hype. Someone thought it would be funny to make a fart candle. Yep, a fart-scented candle. Buy me this shit-smelling candle, and I’ll never speak to you again.

Fart Candles

1. Fart Scented Candle – Smells Terrible- 6 Ounce Jar Candle- Hand Poured in Indiana

Fart Scented Candle - Smells Terrible- 6 Ounce Jar Candle- Hand Poured in Indiana
Amazon

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  • $19.99
  • 5-star rating
  • Made in the USA

This is not the kind of candle you want to light before climbing into bed with your significant other. Read through some of the Amazon customer reviews to see what people are saying! A customer gave this stinky candle a five-star review and said, “If you wanted a candle that smelled like a fresh diarrhea explosion from taco bell, this is the candle. It smells horrid and does not disappoint.”

If you want a gag gift people will talk about for ages, consider this prank candle. I can’t believe this candle smells like poop. You can also take your prank skills to the next level with this apple pie candle that smells like dirty farts.

2. Apple Pie to Stank Prank Candle, 5.8 oz Wax Weight, a Perfect Gag Gift & Practical Joke

Apple Pie to Stank Prank Candle, 5.8 oz Wax Weight, a Perfect Gag Gift & Practical Joke
Amazon

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  • 40 hours of burn time
  • Perfect for April Fools
  • Smells like apple pie at first

This candle from WTF Candles has an apple pie scent burn time of 15 hours. After that, it smells like butt crack for 25 hours. This is a terrible Christmas gift or housewarming gift (but an amazing gag gift) for candle lovers like me. The glass jar is cute, making it unsuspecting.

After you make your friend’s living room smell like butthole, you’ll never have to spend another dollar on a secret Santa gift exchange.

3. Personalized Light When Name Farts Soy Candle

Personalized Light When Name Farts Soy Candle
Amazon

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  • 100 hour burn time
  • Made in the United States
  • Ships in a few business days

You can also buy a personalized fart candle on Amazon. Just slap anyone’s name on the mason jar to create a funny message. It’s a great gift for dads, husbands, or anyone who farts a lot.

These soy wax candles are going to make terrific white elephant gifts.

Watch: This is the Fart Spray That Led a Grandma to the Most Vulgar Response

What do you think?

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